Friday, December 9, 2011

Christmas too?

The late NYU professor, Neil Postman, wrote a frighteningly accurate book called "Amusing Ourselves to Death. "  He discusses how our culture has become one of narcissistic self gratification and amusement.  

He's right.  But, too bad there aren't just a few things we can protect from that...like Christmas.   The king of the universe decides to come to Earth and we decide to make up a story about a portly hypoglycemic  cat burgler that brings joy to all the children of the world. 
It is amazing how our amusement has spread to our interpretation of reality and what is offensive to others.  We can say happy holidays --or my favorite, seasons greetings--but we don't want to hurt any feelings with a merry Christmas.   Personal preferences have no impact on reality.  Unfortunately,  preferences are often based on what amuses instead of things that matter.

Monday, December 5, 2011

Sleep

Sleep is an amazing thing, a basic necessity, like breathing.   When it is gone,  it is even more amazing how mean we become.   My favorite is waking up telling my wife, "I may have been a little nasty last night, but I don't remember. " 

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Don't be too polite

Have you ever wondered why grumpy old people are grumpy old people? 
It's quite simple really--each person is only born with a certain amount of manors.  If we use too many of them when we're young, they'll all be gone by the time we're old.  It would be best to spread them out over time.  Maybe hold the door here--provide an unprompted thank you there.  It's harmless if spread out.  But, don't make if a habit or you'll wake up one day and that pleasant disposition may turn into an air of discontent.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Maslow's hierarchy. All we need is stuff.

Most people have heard of Abraham Maslow.  Many diverse academic disciplines study his work--communication, psychology, business, and sociology, to name a few.  But, has anyone ever heard of anything other than Maslow's hierarchy of needs?  He asserts that we all have to meet the following need order.   They are are physiological, safety, belonging, esteem, and self actualization.

The self actualization it the pinnacle; it is what everyone should aspire to.  Some describe this as becoming self fulfilled realizing your personal potential.  It's an interesting theory to think about.  It appears at some point along the way the self actualization steps shifted and the self actualization piece was forgotten.  High esteem seems to be the pinnacle for many now.

These days we are bombarded with so many advertisements.  Our dreams--our full potential takes a back seat to what we are told that our dreams should be.  Amazingly, people go into debt to buy the BMWs, Volvos, and Mercedes cars of (someones) dreams.  They may not perform any better than something else.  In fact, they all depreciate the same.  But, at least we can believe that we're impressing people that we don't know or care about.

Maslow has to have been wrong.  That self actualization thing is probably just a waste of time.  All we need is stuff to build our esteem.  Why go any further?

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Runners are weird

A co-worker once told me that runners are a little weird.  Being one, I didn't quite understand.

The other day I was having a conversation with another runner friend.  We were asking each other how the other person's injuries were doing.  "I'm still nursing it a little bit,"  I had to reply when he asked how I was doing.  I asked him how he was.  "My knee is good, but my nipple hurts when I run,"  he replied. 

How do you reply to something like that? For me it was easy--I simply told him to put a band-aid on it.  While we were on the subject of chaffed body parts, we started talking about Body Glide.  It looks like deodorant, but you can rub it all over to keep from chaffing.  We simply wondered how we ever survived without it.

I wonder, don't most people have salt tablets, power bars, gels, and electrolyte drinks for breakfast?

I really don't understand what that co-worker was talking about.  










Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Happy Birthday! You busted through

Happy Birthday!  It's a strange greeting.  Think about it--those that have experienced this greeting a lot, don't want it anymore.  Those that haven't had that many of these greetings can't wait for the next one. 

But, what does it mean?  Congratulations on surviving all of the trials that are inherent in womb life.  Really, think about all of the things that need to grow in a precise order.  There's that dangerous cord; you can't breathe on the inside.  And can you think of a scarier word than placenta?  It sounds like that big fuzzy red monster that was  always after Marvin the Martian. 

Does it mean congratulations your father had some strong swimmers and you may as well have been playing craps that night because what are the odds that you came out with five toes and not three noses? 

Either way, it's quite a feat that any of us are here.  It's almost like each person is uniquely created.  



Friday, August 12, 2011

Lessons from a poo flinger

My son isn't quite two yet.  If I were to say that he's sometimes a handful, it would be like saying sometimes a tornado leaves a path of destruction.  He has developed this unfortunate habit lately.  Before anyone in the house wakes up, he often reaches into his pants and pulls out a handful of poop. 

The key to if it is going to be a rough day usually lies with the answer to the question "did he smear?"  If the wall looks like a Jackson Pollock painting, I'm usually not starting the day in a good mood.

If you think about it, young kids have a lot to teach us--quite often, I believe they are God's way of teaching us patience.  I always hated that subject... even more than math.  What else can we learn from these instances that make parents want to scream and make friends of parents laugh 'till they pee their pants? 

If kids are unhappy, they either do something or they ask for help (meaning they scream).  They don't just persist in misery.  Somewhere along the way, adults seem to loose this.  We give time and energy to things that hurt and bother us--grown up poo.  Some have addictions.  Some let their work take them away from the things that matter in their lives.  Wouldn't it be an amazing things to see if adults could be child-like and simply admit "I have poo in my life and I need help cleaning it up."